New Year's Resolutions... *

Renée Zellweger in "Bridget Jones's Diary" (2001) *

"And that was it. Right there. That was the moment. I suddenly realised that unless something changed soon I was going to live a life where my major relationship was with a bottle of wine... and I'd finally die, fat and alone, and be found three weeks later half-eaten by Alsatians."

"Resolution number one: Obviously will lose twenty pounds. Number two: Equally important, will find sensible boyfriend to go out with and not continue to form romantic attachments to any of the following: alcoholics, workaholics, commitment phobics, peeping toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwits or perverts."

Em 2010 tenho que... perder peso, evitar o Daniel Cleaver e tentar encontrar o Mark Darcy... OU... morrerei gorda e sozinha (e esquecida), não devorada por cães alsácios mas por gatos siameses!