On the first
day of Christmas when I brought home my tree
My 12 cats
were laughing at me
On the
second day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
2 mangled
garlands
and my 12
cats laughing at me
On the third
day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
3 missing
Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12
cats laughing at me
On the
fourth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
4 males
a-spraying
3 missing
Wise Men
2 mangled
garlands and my 12 cats laughing at me
On the fifth
day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
5 shredded
gifts
4 males
a-spraying
3 missing
Wise Men
2 mangled
garlands
and my 12
cats laughing at me
On the sixth
day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
6 fallen
angels
5 shredded
gifts
4 males
a-spraying
3 missing
Wise Men
2 mangled
garlands
and my 12
cats laughing at me
On the
seventh day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
7 half-dead
rodents
6 fallen
angels
5 shredded
gifts
4 males
a-spraying
3 missing
Wise Men
2 mangled
garlands
and my 12
cats laughing at me
On the
eighth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
8 shattered
ornaments
7 half-dead
rodents
6 fallen
angels
5 shredded
gifts
4 males
a-spraying
3 missing
Wise Men
2 mangled
garlands
and my 12
cats laughing at me
On the ninth
day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
9
chewed-through light strings
8 shattered
ornaments
7 half-dead
rodents
6 fallen
angels
5 shredded
gifts
4 males
a-spraying
3 missing
Wise Men
2 mangled
garlands
and my 12
cats laughing at me
On the tenth
day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
10 tinsel
hairballs
9
chewed-through light strings
8 shattered
ornaments
7 half-dead
rodents
6 fallen
angels
5 shredded
gifts
4 males
a-spraying
3 missing
Wise Men
2 mangled
garlands
and my 12
cats laughing at me
On the
eleventh day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
11 broken
branches
10 tinsel
hairballs
9
chewed-through light strings
8 shattered
ornaments
7 half-dead
rodents
6 fallen
angels
5 shredded
gifts
4 males
a-spraying
3 missing
Wise Men
2 mangled
garlands
and my 12
cats laughing at me
On the
twelfth day of Christmas I looked at my poor tree
12 cats
a-climbing
11 broken
branches
10 tinsel
hairballs
9
chewed-through light strings
8 shattered
ornaments
7 half-dead
rodents
6 fallen
angels
5 shredded
gifts
4 males
a-spraying
3 missing
Wise Men
2 mangled
garlands
and my 12
cats laughing at me
[By: Kandy Radzinski | Source: Aylesham Cattery]